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He charged his Nokia phone. Then, she took the spoon, took his eye out and ate it on lunch. Then... Edited by user Wednesday, December 31, 2014 4:20:21 PM(UTC)
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told her father the good news. He doesn't have cancer anymore. They celebrated with music and... |
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A comet crashed through the roof and smashed a hole through her dad's chest, killing him for good... |
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Then all her neighbors came in yelling "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" and started dancing, even though somebody just died. she belted out "YOU PEOPLE ARE... |
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*censored*, don't you see my father is dead?!" With an angry voice. She took an RPG and started firing rockets on the sky. People ran away, then... |
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A flying ECM Tank went by and re-directed the rockets back at her. |
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She was blown up into the sky where she fell up into an airbus flying to... |
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Hogwarts. But she wasn't a fan of Harry Potter, so she grabbed a random parachute and jumped out the emergency exit window... |
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and landed a few minutes later in a field in the Netherlands, with lots of flowers. |
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Originally Posted by: SUPER-G  and landed a few minutes later in a field in the Netherlands, with lots of flowers. (Okay, I have no idea what the Netherlands are...) And bees. She almost prayed she wouldn't get stung, because she was allergic to bee stings. |
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The Netherlands are Holland.
And, unlike what she hoped, she got a bee sting. Then, she searched for a doctor, ..... |
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(Thanks, UTD^) And Dr. Mario came to the rescue, and threw a giant pill at her, saving her life. (Dr. Mario: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Mario) |
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But, unfortunately, he slipped and fell into a big wasp nest. He died because he got 15 wasp stings, but she was thankless and ran away. After that, while she was running she bumped into .... |
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A man holding a lollipop. The man looked strangely at her and said... |
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"i've never heard of it" She said. The man...
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Originally Posted by: SUPER-G "i've never heard of it" She said. The man...
(if i had a nickel for every time i heard that). (Heard what?) The man then reached out his hand and said "Take my hand to find out what you are missing, young girl..." |
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Uhhhh ahhhh...." Then he died. She didn't see his hand, just ran away again. This time, she was followed by a group of oxen. After 30 minutes of running, a man saw her and told her to get inside his car, and that's what she did. Although... |
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It wasn't the car she was expecting, it was a F-car. |
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*an F-car
She asked if he had any candy. She had a sweettooth |
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